Where’s Waldo?  Who cares?

Where the hell are you?

Where angels go, trouble follows.  (Just ask my kids.)

Where is the love?

Where did I put my keys?  My sunglasses?  My cell phone?  The scissors?  My watch?  The suitcase full of money?  My brain?

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.  (Don’t you know it.)

Where are they now?

Where is McGyver when you need him?

Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.  – Dalai Lama

Where should we eat?

Where are you going?  Where have you been?

Where is Podunk?  Bumfuck?

Where the Wild Things Are is an odd little book by Maurice Sendak that they mistakenly made into a movie.

“Where the Sidewalk Ends” is another odd little poem by Shel Silverstein.

Where is the man who has the strength to be true, and to show himself as he is? – Goethe

Where was I going and what was I going to do when I got there?

Chuck E. Cheese: Where a kid can be a kid (and a grown-up can drink beer).

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.  (This isn’t nearly as simple and easy as it sounds.)

Where am I going to put this?

Where the hell is Osama bin Laden?

Where thou art, that is home.  – Emily Dickenson

Where I come from, people don’t start a sentence “Where I come from…”

Goldie: “Where did you get that?”  Bun Bun: “From Mom.”  Goldie: “Mom, can I have what she has?”  Mom: “You don’t even know what it is.”  Goldie: “So what?”

Where my heart will take me is not always the easiest place to go.

Where shall I begin?

Where did you get that hat?  (I hope you didn’t pay too much for it.)

Where will we be in five years?  Ten?

Families is WHERE our nation finds hope, WHERE wings take dream.  – George W. Bush

Where do you get off telling me this post is kind of stupid?

Where is this all going to end?

Right here.

I'm becoming quite fond of the "w".

What the heck are you talking about?

What is it about gays marrying that threatens certain straight people?

What is it about puppies that makes me want to eat them?

What do we have to do in this country to work together and stop this extreme and nasty partisanship?

What’s your sign?

What is the capital of Nebraska?

What’s the difference between baking soda and baking powder?

What we play is life.  – Louis Armstrong

What happens to the score when you bowl a spare – strike – spare combo?

What idiot is rude to the waiter before the food is brought to the table?

What kind of person first opened an oyster and decided to eat it?

What genius thought to cover a pretzel with chocolate?

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of forty is simply a loss of energy.  – Voltaire

What’s your favorite pizza topping?

What no one ever tells you about parenthood is that it’s outlandishly insane.

What gives?

What goes around comes around.

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.  – Albert Pike

What is the point of Q-tips if you’re not supposed to stick them in your ear?

What are capers?  Seriously.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love.

What’s love got to do with it?

What is your tragic flaw?  Your deepest fear?

What do you want from me?

What no one wants to admit is that we’re all a little scared.

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

WTF?

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

What would you do if you knew you couldn’t fail?

What the hell is wrong with Glenn Beck?!

What part of “Get off your fat, lazy ass, get educated, ask questions, form your own opinions and vote!” do you not understand?

What did I do to deserve my beautiful family?

What then must we do?

What did you say?  What?

The capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.

Alliteration is awesome!  It is!  I’ve got the Wednesday whens!

When will the alliteration end?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

When is the next full moon?  (Tuesday, August 24^th, 5:05pm.)

Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: When you need one.

When was the last time you danced until midnight?

When was the last time you danced?

When you’re strange, faces come out of the rain…

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.  (In other words, don’t act like a big, fat, ugly American.)

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.  – Oscar Wilde

When will the next big one hit?  (No one knows.)

When will I stop getting pimples and why was I ever told they’d go away when I got older?  (I thought older meant twenty-seven.)

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.

Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone?  Me: I told you.  When you need one.

When is the twelfth of never?

When pigs fly, I’ll embrace the right.

When hell freezes over, I’ll see another movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks.

When am I ever going to feel like a grown-up?

When all is said and done…

When did it become okay to text while having dinner with someone?

Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: Stop bothering me.

When will my Netflix movies get here?  Oh look.  They’re here.

When you’re through changing, you’re through.  – Bruce Barton

When is even a little, too much?

When is too much not enough?

When you’re sad and low, listen to David Sedaris.

When will the summer in Southern California be Africa hot?

When in doubt, use duct tape.

When you’re out of toilet paper, and then paper towels, tissues and napkins, coffee filters will do.

When does Afghanistan formally become not worth the price?

When does Dick Cheney go to jail for Iraq?

Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone?  Me: Never.

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another…

When the going gets tough, most of us take to our couches for a nap.

When life gives you lemons, make lemon bars.

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low, and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.

When you lose, do not lose the lesson.  – Dalai Lama

When all seems lost, keep looking.

When is it time to move on?  When it’s time to move on.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, “I used everything you gave me.”  – Erma Bombeck

When are you going to tell all your friends about DailyCupofJo.com?

It’s happened.  I started a post based on the word “when” and found the whole thing pointless.  I’m short on thought, short on sleep, short on time.  But I didn’t want to leave Wednesday empty because I love Wednesday.  I really do.

Here’s a picture of our puppy, Jack.  He loves Wednesdays, too.

Alliteration still reigns in the middle of the week.  After finishing this post, I had to ask myself, which is better: this post or no post at all?  I’m afraid of what the answer might be.

Which fork do I use?

Which would I prefer: a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

Which witch is which?

Which way do I turn the screw?  Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Which one of my children left the cup of milk in the playroom that’s now become a stinky cheese?

Which minivan do you think is the sexiest?

Which redhead was in “Wedding Crashers”?  Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?

Which actor was in “The Wedding Date”?  Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney?

Which looks better: the bra straps showing or the boxers?

Which pair of jeans doesn’t make my butt look big?

Which or that?

Which is worse: global warming or denying that it exists?

Which word best describes Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston: romantic, confused, delicious or opportunistic?

Which way is up?

Which is the way home?

Which way does the wind blow?

Thomas Jefferson loved the word WHICH:

“That government is the strongest of WHICH every man feels himself a part.”

“How much pain they have cost us, the evils WHICH have never happened.”

“Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to WHICH they are accustomed.”

Which are you, sweet or salty?

Which do you need more: a long nap or a deep massage?

Which season are you?  I’m autumn.

Which sign are you?  I don’t care.

Which was better: Godfather 1 or Godfather 2?

That WHICH doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

This post is killing me, which is not good.