Wednesday: when?
28 July 2010
Alliteration is awesome! It is! I’ve got the Wednesday whens!
When will the alliteration end?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
When is the next full moon? (Tuesday, August 24th, 5:05pm.)
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: When you need one.
When was the last time you danced until midnight?
When was the last time you danced?
When you’re strange, faces come out of the rain…
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. (In other words, don’t act like a big, fat, ugly American.)
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. – Oscar Wilde
When will the next big one hit? (No one knows.)
When will I stop getting pimples and why was I ever told they’d go away when I got older? (I thought older meant twenty-seven.)
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: I told you. When you need one.
When is the twelfth of never?
When pigs fly, I’ll embrace the right.
When hell freezes over, I’ll see another movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks.
When am I ever going to feel like a grown-up?
When all is said and done…
When did it become okay to text while having dinner with someone?
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: Stop bothering me.
When will my Netflix movies get here? Oh look. They’re here.
When you’re through changing, you’re through. – Bruce Barton
When is even a little, too much?
When is too much not enough?
When you’re sad and low, listen to David Sedaris.
When will the summer in Southern California be Africa hot?
When in doubt, use duct tape.
When you’re out of toilet paper, and then paper towels, tissues and napkins, coffee filters will do.
When does Afghanistan formally become not worth the price?
When does Dick Cheney go to jail for Iraq?
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: Never.
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another…
When the going gets tough, most of us take to our couches for a nap.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon bars.
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low, and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
When you lose, do not lose the lesson. – Dalai Lama
When all seems lost, keep looking.
When is it time to move on? When it’s time to move on.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck
When are you going to tell all your friends about DailyCupofJo.com?
Alliteration is awesome! It is! I’ve got the Wednesday whens!
When will the alliteration end?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
When is the next full moon? (Tuesday, August 24th, 5:05pm.)
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: When you need one.
When was the last time you danced until midnight?
When was the last time you danced?
When you’re strange, faces come out of the rain…
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. (In other words, don’t act like a big, fat, ugly American.)
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. – Oscar Wilde
When will the next big one hit? (No one knows.)
When will I stop getting pimples and why was I ever told they’d go away when I got older? (I thought older meant twenty-seven.)
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: I told you. When you need one.
When is the twelfth of never?
When pigs fly, I’ll embrace the right.
When hell freezes over, I’ll see another movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks.
When am I ever going to feel like a grown-up?
When all is said and done…
When did it become okay to text while having dinner with someone?
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: Stop bothering me.
When will my Netflix movies get here? Oh look. They’re here.
When you’re through changing, you’re through. – Bruce Barton
When is even a little, too much?
When is too much not enough?
When you’re sad and low, listen to David Sedaris.
When will the summer in Southern California be Africa hot?
When in doubt, use duct tape.
When you’re out of toilet paper, and then paper towels, tissues and napkins, coffee filters will do.
When does Afghanistan formally become not worth the price?
When does Dick Cheney go to jail for Iraq?
Goldie: When am I gonna get a phone? Me: Never.
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another…
When the going gets tough, most of us take to our couches for a nap.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon bars.
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low, and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
When you lose, do not lose the lesson. – Dalai Lama
When all seems lost, keep looking.
When is it time to move on? When it’s time to move on.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck
When are you going to tell all your friends about DailyCupofJo.com?
When you’re down and troubled and you need a helping hand….read Daily Cup of Jo! I know – I am a marketing master and you can thank me later.
Keep holding out on the phone – your family is one of the examples I list when my kids tell me EVERYONE but them has a phone. My list is growing smaller.
when am i gonna win the lottery?
tell her “when Kelley gets a phone”
I remember the “coffee filters” as toilet paper like it was yesterday! I’ve told a lot of people that story. OH…and she’ll get a phone when it becomes more convenient for YOU that she have one…like when you go to pick her up from some sort of sport and the coach decides to go for an extra 1/2 hour or so! That’s when I got my kids their phones (I think A. was a freshman in high school)
When will my son stop asking me for an Xbox 360?
When will I meet someone who is as frightened of Facebook as I am?
When will Book Reports be outlawed during the summer break?
When will I find that secret gateway to Narnia? Just for an afternoon visit?